7 Funny Steam Reviews – Multiplayer Edition

Steam features several popular multiplayer games, from CS:GO to Dota 2 to to TF2 to Smite, boasting millions of players, some of which love the game so much they have thousands of hours under their belt. You can bet these players have some strong opinions about their experiences.

7 Funny Steam Reviews - Multiplayer Edition

For many, it’s a love-hate relationship. Players enjoy the engaging gameplay, the many skins and cosmetics, and the feeling when playing a great game. But they hate the toxic communities, being stuck with bad teammates, and their addictions to the games.

Here are 7 funny Steam reviews that are painfully accurate reflections of the multiplayer experience:

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Reviews

before I played this game I used to be depressed and miserable, but csgo turned that around, now I’m miserable and depressed

Review by Sara

Playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is like playing a game of chess, except instead of pawns and bishops, you have AK-47s and grenades. And instead of a calm, calculated opponent, you have a bunch of 13-year-old kids screaming into their mics. But despite all that, this game can be a lot of fun. There’s nothing quite like the thrill of defusing a bomb with 0.001 seconds left on the clock, or the satisfaction of getting a headshot on someone who’s been trash-talking you all game. And let’s not forget the joy of accidentally shooting your own teammate in the back and getting kicked from the game. All in all, if you’re looking for a game that will make you question your own sanity, while also providing hours of entertainment, then Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is the game for you. Just make sure to stock up on Advil and earplugs before you start playing.

Review by Orion

Dota 2 Reviews

Causes anxiety problems, low self esteem, mood swings, Bipolar disorder, breakdown of relationships. Would definitely recommend.

Review by Tommyvess

This game taught me about the diversity of cultures that our small little corner of the universe offers.
Then it taught me to hate them all.

Review by Fredda

Team Fortress 2 Reviews

I used to love going to the malls and try on different hats. But I wasted so much gas and my parents would get mad at me. Then one day my friend told me about a hat simulator called Team Fortress 2where you can try on billions of hats. My hat addiction has finally been fulfilled, thanks TF2. 10/10 best hat simulator out there.

Review by Ikarus

Smite Reviews

Fun if you enjoy a toxic community, servers held together by duct tape, and games that are both infuriating and unpredictable. 10/10

Review by WillowShield300

This game is like having a naggy wife. You will NEVER be good despite your accomplishments in game. You will NEVER amount to anything no matter what you do. You will get yelled at and insulted constantly, but you WILL return begging for more. Just don’t question why.

Review by Serpent

With many reviews like the ones above, you might ask, why do these players even play these games? Maybe they genuinely love the gameplay, maybe they are chasing some high, maybe it’s just easy to queue up another game. All we know is the hundreds and thousands of hours on so many players’ accounts show there’s something magical about these Steam multiplayer games.

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